Wrap up your presents in our lovely Fish and Chip gift wrap. This will bring a smile to the face of the lucky recipient. Its very British don't you know, fish and chips, apples and pears, tea, the Queen, otters with remote control hats. God bless you maam!
Wrap size: 500x700mm.
Number of sheets in pack: 3 sheets of one design
Quality: Printed on high quality, 115 gram paper
The sheets come folded and are not rolled.
If we rolled them your postman might mistake them for a large cigar and take them home and smoke them. Then you wouldn't get your gift wrap silly and for that matter you probably wouldn't get any other post as your postman would be off his tits!
This is our lovely Spaghetti gift wrap.
Wrap size: 500x700mm.
Number of sheets in pack: 3 sheets of one design
Quality: Printed on high quality, 115 gram paper
The sheets come folded and are not rolled.
If we rolled them they probably wouldn't fit in the postbox which could result in said postbox resembling a rather embarrassed Darlek. You could just image the mayhem as people ran down the streets screaming 'There's a big embarrassed Darlek by the post office, run to the hills and live like hermits.' I think you get the point!
Let me introduce you to our latest Willy word wrap. Its a bit cheeky and saucy but you like that right? Oooh matron!
Wrap size: 500x700mm.
Number of sheets in pack: 3 sheets of one design
Quality: Printed on high quality, 115 gram paper
The sheets come folded and are not rolled. If you want it rolled take it to a roller disco and do the funky chicken all over it until its rolled up good and proper. Alternatively take it flat as delivered and wrap up your present. You don't need rolled paper unless you are buying someone a sausage or a baguette as a present. If you are then may i suggest our sister company rolledupwrapforbaguettesandsausagepresents.com
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Ok then this is our Boob word wrap. If you have or love boobs (or both) then you will simply love this wrap
Wrap size: 500x700mm.
Number of sheets in pack: 3 sheets of one design
Quality: Printed on high quality, 115 gram paper
The sheets come folded and are not rolled. If you want something rolled then may we suggest that you go to your local hairstylists and get your hair rolled like James Brown if you are a man or Enid who lives across the road from us if you are a lady women. If we spent all day rolling up our wrap then we wouldn't have any time left for dressing up monkey's in smart attire, which I think you will agree is a worthy vocation and one that needs much much focus that's right.
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Right you! This is our Retro:Pop wrap. Want somefink that'll remind you of stuff you used to have but don't anymore, or for someone who just collects random junk, then this is the wrap for you!
Wrap size: 500x700mm.
Number of sheets in pack: 3 sheets of one design
Quality: Printed on high quality, 115 gram paper
The sheets come folded and are not rolled. You want it rolled? Buy it folded flat from us, then take hold of it and then roll it yourself. Ta dah!
Warning: Just because this wrap is funky and bright does not mean your own personality will adopt the same incarnation. You have to do that yourself. But you can do it, we believe in you alright? Anyways that don't matter, what matter's is you'll be buying some well nice shiny paper and stuff.
